Anyway, a certain amount of time ago, I decided to build a CPH. On-board reservoir, nothing flashy about it, just a standard CPH. For whatever reason, progress stopped and I kept it in my closet for all this time. Now, having been motivated to finish it, I decided to pull it out and see what I could do.
Here is a webcam picture of what it looks like now:

All it needs to be considered finished is:
1) a pump
2) me to find my other strip of LRT to give it a colossus. It's in a box somewhere...
3) a reservoir cap
4) something to pass for a frame to give it stability
5) a PC case
6) a longer coupling to raise the firing mechanism a little
I made a very inconvenient mistake in designing the reservoir, now it will have to be tilted vertically when I'm low on water because of where I reduced the pipe diameter.
You may notice the obscenely long and curvy pump shaft, that is for ergonomic purposes, otherwise the pump would start a foot in front of the trigger valve.
The plan is to make the empty space between the reservoir's tee and the pressure chamber into a PC case, a 3" or 4" pipe, depending on what I have available. A few pieces of wood to stabilize the thing (apparently vinyl tubing can get wobbly) will be added below the PC case, and other than that I had already done most of the work when I originally started this project.
Just thought I'd share this potential beast (it's really big. That's 4" PVC in the reservoir to give you an idea of how big it is).