Jokes

goon · Post by **goon** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 12:28 am

:Hey, that's funny.:

mafo0 · Post by **mafo0** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 3:40 am

What the heck. I'll make a senseless post-count raiser reply as well.

:Hey, that's funny.: :Hey, that's funny.: :Hey, that's funny.: :Hey, that's funny.:

ThA DoDgE ViPeR BOi · Post by **ThA DoDgE ViPeR BOi** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 2:23 am

WHAT?! :yikes:

:verysad: All of my hopes, are in a flash, down the drain...

shadowstalker · Post by **shadowstalker** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 4:10 am

:Hey, that's funny.:

sniper · Post by **sniper** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:59 am

Once there was a frog who had been given the power to grant any wish that one asked for. So the frog set out to find the first beings to use his powers on. The frog encountered a bear chasing a rabbit around a tree. He stopped the bear from chasing the rabbit and told them to ask the frog any wish they wanted.

The bear said, "I want all of the other bears in this area to be female."
The rabbit said,"I want a motorcycle helmet."

This made both the frog and the bear confused.

The bear said, "I want all of the other bears in the whole country to be female.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle."
For the last wish, the bear said,"I want every other bear in the whole world to be female."

After that was said, the rabbit put on his motorcyle helmet, got on his motorcycle and said, "I wish this bear was gay" and took off like a bat out of Hasbro HQ.

COME ON , THIS ONE IS GOOD, IF YOU THINK IT'S NOT, THIS IS YOU :nugget: THIS IS ME, :stupid:

:nugget:
:stupid:

Leet Slaxxorz · Post by **Leet Slaxxorz** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 3:23 pm

I'm Catholic, so this is funny:

There was a nunnery in which in the nuns were painting the rectory. The Mother Superior noticed all the sisters were getting their habits spattered with paint, and since laundry duty always fell on one person, she decided to go easy on them. She told the nuns that since it was all girls in the convent, it would be alright for those that wanted to to remove their clothes. Almost all of the sisters removed their clothes and continued painting.

From outside, there came a knocking and a voice:

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

"Blind Man!"

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

"Blind Man! Please let a blind man!"

Mother Superior thought awhile and finally decided there would be no sin involved if a blind man took shelter in a nunnery with naked nuns. So she opened the door and let the man in. His first words were:

"Wow, ladies, lookin' great! Now, where are the windows you want me to put these blinds on?"

sniper · Post by **sniper** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 6:29 pm

we need more

SSCBen · Post by **SSCBen** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 9:59 pm

All of these are really funny. ^_^
Too bad I don't know any really funny jokes off the top of my head.

sniper · Post by **sniper** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:10 am

this topic is dead