The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

General water gun discussion.
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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by soakernerd » Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:03 pm

A new line of Nerf guns that work with sponge tipped Nerf darts.

EDIT: Sorry, I did not read the whole thread before posting. Credit to Martianshark for the original idea.
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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by SEAL » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:59 pm

I think martianshark already said that. :p

Here's something that would be just a little suggestive:

Things cooling down in your neighborhood? Then heat things up with the ALL NEW SUPER SOAKER HOT STUFF BURNSOAKER!!!!!!!!!!! Reservoir has a heater installed to heat up the water and burn your friends!!! All you have to do is load water into your tank, and the water heats up in seconds! Then bring the heat with a quick easy single pump 'n fire system! Your friends will never see it coming! "Weapon (Literally!)" is compatible with N-Strike tactical gear!

Accessoriessoldseparatelybatteriesnotincludedmajorpumpingrequired.

The polar opposite of the Arctic Shock/Blast.
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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by C-A_99 » Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:44 pm

^ Sounds like the water that comes out of the hoses on my house during a hot day. One time the heat and pressure built up and busted one of my VHS's.

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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by Killi101 » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:39 am

Supersoaker Self-shoot, fires water at yourself so others dont have to!! Are your friends tired of owning you? Then get the Self-shoot!!!

£24.99

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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by zeda.beta » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:38 pm

Looks like Hasbro beat us to it, the new soakerfor the spring line is out.
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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by SEAL » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:44 pm

Hopefully it's "one of the new soakers" and not "the new soaker".

Here's another idea for an anti-dream gun:

Tired of just shooting water? The ALL NEW SUPER SOAKER OMNILIQUID allows you to load and shoot virtually any type of liquid!!! Beer, Acid, Oil, even the stuff that comes out of your...you know the rest! With a quick easy single pump 'n fire, you'll have your friends soaked with all matter of liquid in no time! "Weapon" comes with a TACTICAL RAIL that is compatible with N-STRIKE tactical gear!

Accessoriessoldseparatelymajorpumpingrequired.

Price: $49.99 USD.

I am having some weird ideas lately...
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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by cantab » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:07 am

NERF bringing you HYDROWARFARE! It's the all-new Super Soaking video game! Now you can have a water fight ANY time of the year, with Hydrowarfare and the NERF Super Soaker DigiBlaster! Set the switch to Light Soaker mode for Hydrowarfare gameplay, or to Super Soaker mode for real-world soaking action! Out now on XBox 360, Playstation 3, and Nintendo Wii.

(All very well, the game could even be good, but a combination water and light gun? I think you can see the flaw there...)
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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by martianshark » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:10 am

That was MY idea Hasbro! Give me credit! :p

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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by soakernerd » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:04 am

Cantab, that might actually be good. It would be fun to play digital soaking, and the Storm guns got the light/water thing to work.

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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by zeda.beta » Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:27 am

He meant light gun like time crisis, not L.E.D.
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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by The Soaker » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:34 am

How about the super soaker EXPLOSION it would look exactly like a CPS 2000 but when you pul the trigger after pumping it up 100 TIMES!! it EXPLODES in an explosion of plastic, rubber and water that can be seen from space. did i also mention that it was made of styrofoam?
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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by The Soaker » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:18 am

how about a CPS 2000 that shoots out a sign on a rod that says "FWOOSH!!!"
CPS 2000!!!!!! *FWOOSH!!!*

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Re: The ANTI-Dream Gun Thread!

Post by -G-JiV- » Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:09 pm

The Soaker wrote:How about the super soaker EXPLOSION it would look exactly like a CPS 2000 but when you pul the trigger after pumping it up 100 TIMES!! it EXPLODES in an explosion of plastic, rubber and water that can be seen from space. did i also mention that it was made of styrofoam?
o well...calm down a bit, crazy guy :rolleyes:
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