Super Soaker Central

Well, they may be rare, but I enjoy the thrill of sniping a target from long range.

For that a high muzzle velocity is needed, and thus a smaller balloon is needed to achieve that, and also not impact too hard.

As I've said elsewhere, I intend to target shoot with Cerberus as well as war. Now I'm not sure what back-up weapon I'll use in a war, but I have high muscle strength, so I might be able to manage a large weapon as well.

Note: I deleted this topic since anything with "Douchenator" in its name is now popping up on Google. Including this one, which doesn't exactly help...

Makes sense. I might strip out the unrelated parts to keep somewhere else.