EES Sonic and Hydroblade... destroyed
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:25 am
Both of these soakers were whores and they are now dead. I was just about to heap praise on the hydroblade for using normal sized screws, it seemed likt it was going to be a snap to open... Then it turned out that the pump cap was INSANE. There is no way to get it off without breaking the gun. None. So I did that and drilled out one deeply recessed screw.
And then I found out why the gun had been failing to fire: I saw the MD Trigger. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I should have given up then and there, but after an hour and a half of putting it back together, screaming at the trigger, taking it back apart, and so forth, I was so mad that I tightened one of the screws in too much... I couldnt get it open a second time to try to fiddle with the trigger valve further no matter how I tried that screw just wasnt coming out. CA99's voice echoed in my head "a system of random stuff inside" really sums up the max d trigger system. I eventually hulked the fuck out and destroyed everything.
The EES Sonic's problem was that it fired with every pump.... Except that upon opening it I discovered that the trigger was only connected to the stupid noise making equipment. The EES Sonic is a shitty piston pumper with annoying noise making equipment to make it even worse. And to find this out I had to tug out several stripped screws. Oh, and the ones that kept the batteries in were also stripped so the batter chamber cover ended up breaking off.
This gun went in the garbage too atop the broken corpse of the hydroblade.
I'm not sure which I hate worse, the gun with the max d trigger or the gun with the trigger that would have made annoying noises if I could even put batteries in it. I'm glad they're both gone, frankly. and I'm not even going to try to fix the damn XP Backfire. That thing is going straight out the window.
I dont know what purpose this thread serves. Maybe some people will get a laugh out of my two hours of suffering and rage. Or maybe it'll serve as a caution. I sure as heck cant give any advice on repairing either of these guns because clearly thats the opposite of what I did...
And then I found out why the gun had been failing to fire: I saw the MD Trigger. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I should have given up then and there, but after an hour and a half of putting it back together, screaming at the trigger, taking it back apart, and so forth, I was so mad that I tightened one of the screws in too much... I couldnt get it open a second time to try to fiddle with the trigger valve further no matter how I tried that screw just wasnt coming out. CA99's voice echoed in my head "a system of random stuff inside" really sums up the max d trigger system. I eventually hulked the fuck out and destroyed everything.
The EES Sonic's problem was that it fired with every pump.... Except that upon opening it I discovered that the trigger was only connected to the stupid noise making equipment. The EES Sonic is a shitty piston pumper with annoying noise making equipment to make it even worse. And to find this out I had to tug out several stripped screws. Oh, and the ones that kept the batteries in were also stripped so the batter chamber cover ended up breaking off.
This gun went in the garbage too atop the broken corpse of the hydroblade.
I'm not sure which I hate worse, the gun with the max d trigger or the gun with the trigger that would have made annoying noises if I could even put batteries in it. I'm glad they're both gone, frankly. and I'm not even going to try to fix the damn XP Backfire. That thing is going straight out the window.
I dont know what purpose this thread serves. Maybe some people will get a laugh out of my two hours of suffering and rage. Or maybe it'll serve as a caution. I sure as heck cant give any advice on repairing either of these guns because clearly thats the opposite of what I did...