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my friend and i are making a team. my friend is determined as i am. I am only registered at this site because he doesnt have web access at home. hes cool and is ready to destroy any competition in his way. We cant decide on anything together so we are splitting up. he has his own team and i have mine. well my team is definetly stronger than his now. I am kind of like the Macedonian empire back in the day. He doesnt know it but i am just going to overthrow his team and make him my war dog on a leash. This year i am going to be a complete tyrant hahhahahahahahaa!!!

The posting skill here is appalling, and this makes no sense.

So (as far as I understand):
- You and your mate are making a team together.
- He doesn't have internet - presumably this means he can't read this.
- You aren't really making a team because you can't decide on anything.
- You each have your own team, and intend to fight.
- Your team is supposedly better.
- He doesn't know you are planning to "overthrow" (techinally this term is incorrect) him.
- And you want him to be crawling on all fours with a leash.
- And you plan to be a tyrant.

It sounds to me like you have wierd fantasies, and won't be friends for much longer. Please, this stuff is not a suitable post.

I suggest that given your current post quality and use, you shouldn't have internet access either.