RP: What do you think?

[JuchTurtles]

"Shoot!" EBA exclaimed,"We're in for a rough one lads.". He picked up a Lewis' 12K and jumped up to shoot at the sentry. The 5x blast hit him in the eye, and he screamed in pain.

That didn't help at all. A balloon hit the fence right above Sun's head and splatered. Luckily, nobody got wet or injured.

They had to move quickly before they'd be surrounded. But then, an Expeditioner car went speeding down the road ajacent to the hotel.

"Why?" Juch mumbled aloud staring towards it.

"Juch," Somebody shouted, "Duck!"

Just in time, he ducked before a 2500's 10x shot would have cut off his ear. The others were already exiting the hotel's courtyard. Juch made a decision, cut inbetween some streams, and pulled out his hotel key card, swiped it, and jumped inside, using the door as a shield.

He was safe for now because he was in the fitness center.

[JuchTurtles]

Walter walked through the door of his house to his porch at about the same time Juch went into the hotel.

It was a nice morning, that was how to put it into not many words. *Surrounding Walter's house were many fields, hills, and valleys full of flowers and other sights. *There were no other people nearby for miles, until you reached the West Coast or some other places in the opposite direction.

Walter sat down and leaned back in an old rocking chair, and pulled out his iPod. *He put the headphones in and selected the song called "Soaker Wars" and sat back.

Familiar rap lyrics were what came in through the headphones.

"1,2,3,4

Wet palms,
Weak knees,
Soaker in hands,
All across the beach.

They run throughout the city,
Some with CPS 2000s in hand,
Shooting at each other and enemies,
Until they're soaked and slammed.

C'mon"

Walter listened to that point, but then he zoomed out and thought about an email he'd just received from a person he hadn't seen for years named Duxburian.

It was asking him and anyone who could fight to come to Loucell to fight some people named Expeditioners. *This clan wanted to rule the whole super soaker world! *Dux needed more soliders in their current location at a hotel in Gallowsville.

Walter could definately go, but he was a wee bit nervous at the least. *He hadn't fought any people for about 5 years. *And the people he'd bring along either have never fought before or hadn't in a long time.

Walter made a decision. *He turned off the iPod, *walked to his computer to write Duxburian back. *Then he emailed three good friends of him to see if they could come too.

He walked into his water gun storage room and grabbed about twenty guns for the first load (7 CPS 2000s, 4 CPS 2500s, 2 CPS 4100s, 3 Monster XLs, A CPS 3000, A CPS 2700, and a WB slingshot) and carried them in a cart to his big designer boat in his garage. *He later took a lot more smaller guns (mostly smaller CPSes) and his total of weapons was about 60 (he had enough to field an army).

Bobjoits, one of the friends of Walter, walked through the door with some of his modded guns in a backpack.

His other two friends came later, with powerful guns as well. They filled up the boat, attached it to a truck Walter had, and then drove to the Western Coast of West Island to start their journey to Loucell.


Juch tightened the grip on his 15K. *There was nobody in sight, but you never know when somebody would jump out from behind a door.

Juch stepped forward. *On his left was the workout gym. *On his right was, shoot, Expeditioners. *And they saw him too in the hallway.

Juch tried to duck behind the wall as fast as he could. *But it was too late.

"Hey," one person yelled, "what are you doin' here?" "Get 'em"

Juch quickly ran and went into the fitness gym. *Again, he was alone, but not for long.

Juch had just enough time to get behind a piece of equitment when the Expeditioners came in so that they didn't see him.

"Come out, come out wherever you are," a scratchy, dehydrahated voice said in an ugly tone.

The following thing Juch did got rid of them.

Juch turned thr nozzle setting to 10x and shot at a 45 degree angle towards them.

It was such a laminated stream that they were drenched instintely. *They all grasped themselves in pain, and one fell over and slammed their head into a piece of metal attached to a piece of equitment.

Juch had to move fast. He went through a pair of unlocked doors to a bathroom to fill his gun up with more water.

Then he went into the indoor swimming-pool inside the hotel. *That's when he was really discovered by Expeditioners.

[JuchTurtles]

The indoor pool was below the lobby, and two windows that covered the wall revealed the lobby.

Juch hadn't looked up, and he didn't know what was going on when the glass smashed.

An explosion and a waterfall of glass flew in towards the pool.

All Juch could do was to cover his head and hope he wouldn't be hurt by anything.

That's when Expeditioners rode in on ropes and shot at Juch.

Luckily, Juch had expected it.

[supersoakerman]

during the battle Robert's cps power pak bit the dust so he threw it aside and he found a super soker triple charge + spare tanks so he took them and kept on battling with the others

[JuchTurtles]

Juch dived into the pool.

He had noticed before that it was the deeper side at around eight feet deep, but he still was close.

The streams hit the pool's water and did no damage.

Clutching his 15K with both hands, he floated back up towards the surface.

Four guards surrounded the pool. Juch took them all out of fighting order in three tap shots at 5x. Then he pulled himself out of the pool and shot at the other Expeditioners in the room.

He shoulder-rolled over some glass and then reached the ropes. Would they be stable to climb?

As Juch was thinking he felt the nozzle of a gun press into his neck. But it didn't hold Juch for long at all.

Juch stabbed his elbow back into the Expeditioner's gut. As the Expeditioner staggered backwards, Juch grabbed the guard's gun and turned it around on the guard's stomach and hit him again. Then Juch pulled the trigger to find it was not pressurized. Expeditioners were so stupid to not pressurize their guns.

So instead of shooting, he kicked, right in the left knee. The guard fell over in pain, and then Juch pulled him and dropped him in the pool. That would be enough.

Now Juch could try the ropes, but would it be worth it?


Walter had reached the coast. He and his friends got out of the truck and stepped onto the sand. They grabbed the boat's connector part and pulled it to the water.

The went about 10 yards from shore. They attached the boat to the truck and then pulled off the bottom part (which made it mobile). Bobjoits pulled it with assitance from another friend of Walter and they re-attached it to the truck.

Bobjoits and the other two friends grabbed onto the rope attached to the truck and held it firmly so that the boat wouldn't move. Walter drove the truck to a nearby parking lot, and then he got out and locked the doors.

He walked towards the boat. The crew swam to the boat and got in. They all dried off and then started the engine. They were off.


Juch pulled one of the ropes. He felt something being pulled above him, but he wasn't sure what. It was too risky, and if he was climbing it he'd be vulnerable to Expeditioners' shots.

Juch instead ran into an open doorway which lead into the pool's chemical room. About ten Expeditioners were inside, but none had noticed him yet. Juch hid behind a large tank of some sort while pumping the 15K.

He jumped out and with an inhumane scream he charged towards them. Many were taken by surprise, and a few just fell over because of fear. Juch shot at the ones that still stood, and then a WBL went off. Juch ducked. A water balloon just missed his head and he felt it brush over.

Then one of the tanks exploded behind Juch. Luckily all it contained was water and not an acid of some sort, but the impact defened Juch and made him fall to the ground, unconcious momentarily.

Most of the Expeditioners were also injured. A few now fell over clutching various body parts, while others still held strong. As Juch was standing up, one of the Expeditioners had produced a radio and now called for help and reoforcements.

Juch needed a miracle, or to get out. And what he found out was not a miracle, but something even better.

[JuchTurtles]

Walter and his friends needed only a little more than an hour until they'd be able to dock at Loucell, and find a port nearby the southern parts. Walter was driving, Bobjoits scouting, and the two other friends just sat around with soakers in their laps. It was an enjoyable day, even though it was slightly hot.

They were going at about 40 mph and Loucell was about 50 away. There would be nothing stopping them from getting there right on the dot. Nothing visable to stop them either.

That's when they noticed a boat was following them. Bobjoits loaded a Douchenator and shot it towards it. The boat was about 20 yards away, and the balloon landed right on the roof of the cavern.

Angry Expeditioners ran out, some soaked. One of Walter's friends stood up with a CPS 2000.

The Expeditioner boat picked up speed. Now they were about 15 yards away and probably closer. The friend fired aiming at a guards head. It hit straight on and the guard fell over backwards into the Ocean's water. Another guard came up with a WBL and fired it aiming at Bobjoits.

Bobjoits produced a shield and knocked the balloon away. Walter turned around with a CPS 2500 and fired it at the 5x setting. It had a long shot time, and good range as well. Most of the opposing crew was soaked or gone, disappeared into the rooms in the boat.

Bobjoits noticed them first, but didn't have a chance to speak.

There were WBLs surrounding the ship sticking out of windows. Walter's crew heard a fire cry from inside and then a loud boom, and then a few more.

Water balloons crashed into the ship's hull. Luckily it was covered in steel armor. One of the friends ran back into the storage room and came out with three WBLs.

"It's go time," he said. They were loaded and pumped.

BOOM! BOOM!

Bobjoits and a friend fired. One balloon hit inside one of the windows and the other hit the hull of the Expeditioner ship. Angry shouts were heard abode.

BOOM!

Walter fired, hitting the ship's deck. By impact you could see a small crack (close range WBLs are not fun to get hit with).

"FIRE!" It came from the Expeditioner ship. At least five launchers shot. Three balloons hit the hull and the others missed completely.

"DIE YOU BUGS!" The other friend shrieked.

BAM!

He hit the engine and blew it up. The explosion was so close that Walter's crew were scared, until it passed.

The Expeditioner boat no longer could move anywhere, and it was sinking. Walter moved on.

He turned around, "Good job out there, hitting that engine thingy, John." John was one friend. The other was named Willie.

They drove off towards Loucell. They got there in less than an hour and found a port and harbor. The boat was docked and the four members got out.

They rented a car and drove until they reached the hotel. What they found there was more weird than what they'd thought.

The place was swarming with Expeditioners.


Juch ran out of the room as fast as he could. He ducked behind a door and watched the clueless reoforcements go past.

Juch closed the door behind them, locked it, and then moved on. There was a surprise waiting for them in there.

BOOM! A huge water balloon explosion was heard throughout the hotel.

The door busted and a load of water and unconsious Expeditioners fell out and into the pool.

"That worked quite well," Juch said.

He ran towards the door marked stairs in the hallway nearby and opened it.

Luckily, nobody was inside, yet.

Juch started running up.

Where was the treasure he was looking for? And why was it in the hotel? He didn't have time to think.

As he'd climbed two flights of stairs, the third floor's door opened and a large Expeditioner with two Monster XLs stepped inside the hallow space.

"Holy cow!" Juch whispered.

The guard hadn't noticed him yet, but that was going to change soon.

Juch still had his 15K. He changed the nozzle to 5x and shot at the guard.

Even though the water made contact, it made no difference except that the guard now knew where Juch was.

"AGGGGHHH!" the Expeditioner yelled.

"Oh my - Hasbro HQ!" Juch turned around and ran down the stairs.

The Expeditioner was close behind. Juch pumped up the gun, and then at the corner of the staircase, he jumped out and fired.

This time, the Expeditioner was weakened. Unlucky for Juch, the Expeditioner had four nozzles that could shoot him down.

The Expeditioner fired with one of the Monster XLs. Two 5x streams hit the wall; Juch had shoulder-rolled away.

Juch jumped on the handrail and rode down it. It was a faster way down.

The Expeditioner had bad reaction time. By the time he'd relized the shots had not found their mark, Juch had suddenly disappeared.

The Expeditioner gave up, and walked up the stairs repumping his guns.

Juch pushed through the doorway again, and then walked to the end of the hallway.

Well there was a door, but it said "KEEP OUT." Juch tried the handle, but it was locked.

He went into the storage room next to it and grabbed a WBL, loaded and pumped up.

He pointed it at the door.

BOOM!

The door exploded and it revealed the treasure room!

Suddenly, Juch heard voices. It didn't sound like Expeditioner. He turned around. Four people walked towards him with assorted CPSes.

"Who are you?" Juch asked. "I'm Walter, and my friends and I have come to assist Duxburian in the time of war." "Ok, I know Dux, but call him Lewis now, ok?" "Fine, and you are?"

"The name's Juch, just Juch." He turned back to the treasure room. "I just found what the Expeditioners want, and we need to keep them away."

They all waited. It became silent.

Two hours later, they found out the Expeditioner's had given up. Now, the Expeditioner's enemies had won again, and had a new assortment of different guns and power-ups, homemades, and many other advantages. It was time for a real war.

[JuchTurtles]

Juch's jeep was in a parking lot near the hotel. The five allies grabbed as many guns and things as they could and carried it to the jeep. Everything just barely fit in, and now the jeep could only roll at about 15 mph.

The hotel was a mess. It was closed for "fixing." The five wanted to go to the base in Loucell, but where were Sun, Moon, EBA, Lewis, and steelboot? They were nowhere in sight.


EBA sat face to face with Rex, a man who was Expeditioner.

"Why did you leave, EBA," Rex asked. "My brother was a nut-case, he needs to be stopped." "You shouldn't have left 'cause we're gonna rule the whole world."

"No," EBA said, "it's impossible. You don't have any skill and..." "What?!?" Rex yelled, pounding the desk in front of him with his fist. "We have plenty of skill!"

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking," EBA threatened. "Why shouldn't I?" Rex yelled, shaking the chains that bound him to the chair.

"I'll tell you." EBA produced an XP 270 and stood up. A newly formed scar on his face shined.

"I'm joining you," Rex said suddenly. "Where's Lewis?" EBA questioned. "I don't know," Rex protested. "He disappeared in an Expeditioner car with my identity card." "That's the car that went flying by!" EBA said. It all made sense.

"Let's find him," EBA stood up and unbounded Rex. Both of them left the room in the destroyed hotel with steelboot, Sun and Moon. They found Juch and some new allies loading up the jeep.

The jeep didn't have space for everyone. EBA went to the junkyard and found an old van that needed a new engine. He bought one and set it up. Everyone that didn't fit in the jeep went in the van and EBA screwed on some armor and some weapons on the van.

They headed towards the Loucell base.

hey, it's my 150th post. YAY!

Also, where is Lewis and the Engineer?

[DX]

Getting to that, been busy. 40 pages worth of papers and an exam.

[JuchTurtles]

Walter was now worried a little bit. He hadn't seen Dux yet, and these people (who he didn't know really) were taking him a base in Loucellville. It was uncomfortable.

Luckily, if anything bad happened, he had a full CPS 2000 strapped to his back and a half-full CPS 2500 in his lap.

He was sitting in the third row of the van, and Bobjoits sat closest to him. Bobjoits was the operator of the WBL.

They had already gone about 40 miles north of Gallowsville, and would be there soon.

Walter was curious about what they'd encounter.

[DX]

Spot reserved for my next segment.

I just finished my book review! 20 pages in 27 hours, so fun

[JuchTurtles]

One year ago. *A mountain in Loucell.

A man nicknamed Bloodshot stood on the porch overlooking the mountains nearby. *His house was nestled in-between two peaks, and it had only two rooms.

Bloodshot used to be Tempest. *He'd survived in the war against the militia a few years back, but now he was neutral and contented.

Bloodshot sighed. *He used to wear contact lenses, but ever since he burned his left eye with a cleaning chemical, leaving it bloodshot, he never wore them again. *He didn't notice that all around his house, people, later known as Expeditioners, surrounded his house with balloon launchers, hardly anywhere away. *His bad eyesight made this even less possible.

The last thing he saw was his house and him falling down the cliff. *The launchers all went off from behind and the house dislodged and plunged into the ground, flipping, flying, and falling apart.

There was no way anybody could survive that. *Charles, EBA, Lance, and some more walked to the top and ordered construction in and on top of the mountain.

This was called the Expedition.


A half year ago. Same location.

Construction was completed on the new base. *All the materials had been illegally shipped in large form, cheaply, from Carver Island.

The Expedition project now had about 600 hundred people working on it. *Everyone working on it had entered Loucell from the Western Coast, where the water was rough. *The Expeditioners had found an abandoned harbor where the water wasn't as rough, and they docked there instead of building something.

That's how they got onto Loucell without being noticed. *In the next half-year, EBA had changed to the other side, and a man named Rex followed.

[JuchTurtles]

That was like the beginning.

I don't know why I posted it now.

ANYWAY:

They reached the base by sun-down. Everything was intact. But Lewis was still missing.

[JuchTurtles]

Juch opened the door with a key from steelboot. When it opened, the clutter that was always there appeared as normal. No Expeditioners in sight.

Everyone was inside when the Expeditioner cars and vehicles came. Lots of weapons were loaded.

The battle started with a BANG! of a balloon launcher.

[JuchTurtles]

A loud boom and the shatter of a glass window were the first sounds to be heard. Immediately after, EBA and Rex took places with other launchers and fired at a van.

"How'd they find us?" steelboot questioned, reeling in pain on his right shoulder due to a spalsh from a balloon. BOOMS sounded everywhere from WBLs, the remaining members of the group went into the basement and came back out with all different weapons, including lots of cannons and WBLs.

They all opened the windows that remained and fired at the Expeditioners. A few car windows smashed and a few guards dropped due to getting hit.

"They're coming around the back," steelboot said after noticing them "Willie, Bobjoits, and I will stop them from reachin' the warehouse."

Bobjoits and Willie ran to the backside of the house with CPS 2000s while steelboot refilled 2 SuperCannon IIs and repumped a WBL. Bobjoits opened the door and then dove behind a bush to avoid incoming blasts. Willie followed and fired the 20x blast at the van nearby, smashing the side window.

Expeditioner guards came out with XPs and fired towards the bushes. None of the smaller streams connected. steelboot then took the que up in the window on the second floor and fired one of the cannons. The large blast hit most of the Expeditioners, while also making others flee. Bobjoits, almost hit, ran back inside and down into the storage room to get more things. steelboot then fired a WBL blast at the van, denting it deeply from the outside and splashing inside as well. The SuperCannon's shot quickly followed destroying the windshield and damaging the engine. The car was now burning slightly and disabled for now.

Willie and Bobjoits advanced closer to the front. Bobjoits had gotten two loaded huge WBLs (seven foot long barrels! four foot long pressure chamber) and now they carriedthem to positions in a trench closer to the front.

While all of that happened, the others were barely holding their own against the other cars. At least 100 Expeditioners were fighting with about 1 and a half dozen cars. EBA and Rex now moved to an opposing trench from Bobjoits and Willie. "FIRE!" Juch yelled while noticing how vulnerable the Expeditioners were at the time. Seven launchers went off, Juch, Walter, steelboot, Bobjoits, Willie, EBA, and Rex fired. Three vans exploded and guards were flown off their feet and into the gravel driveway. Not all were gone, but most were yelling "Retreat!" and running. steelboot fired, from the attic, two more huge streams from the SuperCannons. Nothing else remained nearby except for some knocked out Expedtioners and a few burned up cars.

"YES," EBA yelled, "we won!". Unfortunately, it wasn't over yet

[JuchTurtles]

The group all went into the storage room to put eveything away. *This was a mistake in disquise, for they in the woods nearby.

The clan was known as Triple J, for the only reason is because their leaders were named J.D., J.W., and J.C. *The clan had small affiliations with the Expeditioners, even thouh they didn't know about the group.

Now, Triple J, and its 97 followers were near the woods when the explosions went off. *They took it the wrong way; hostile if you wish.

"Let's destroy this base!" J.W. yelled. *A victorious cry followed and later instructions given by J.D. and J.C. made them go to different places, in trenches and other places with enormous launchers.

"EAT THIS!" J.W. yelled, "FIRE!"

Meanwhile, everyone from the group were upstairs in a type of living room. *John was the closest to the window and he heard it first.

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! *A ton of launchers went off! *"Holy shyaaa..." John yelled as he hit the floor from the balloon hitting him.

"John!" Walter yelled. *John was out cold when the rest of the launchers basically destroyed the walls. *Everyone was yelling and running.

Meanwhile, a group of fifteen "snipers" moved forwards with SuperCannons. *The group that was inside was completely exposed. *"FIRE," a captain cried and then the cannons opened fire.

Walter, Juch, EBA, Rex, steelboot, Bobjoits, Sun, Moon, and all the weapons out escaped the shots. *Willie was hit in the shoulder and Robert was hit in the leg near the door.

"Ahh!" he cried when he hit the floor. *"Here," Juch and Rex helped him through.

70 foot soldiers with assorted guns charged forwards and climbed into the house and surrounded it.

"Who the heck are they?!?" Robert yelled after they locked themselves in the steel storage room, "Are they Expeditioner?" "I don't think so," EBA and Rex replied, "because they fight with more force."

Robert stood up and tried to walk, but he fell over and grasped his right ankle. *"I can't..." "Just rest, and,"

Rex was interrupted by a large banging on the door and the words, "Surrender or you get blown up."

steelboot pumped his Monster XL. *"It's go time."

"Yes!" They all grabbed weapons and opened the door with a WBL blowing it and the people behind it up.

"Charge!" Bobjoits yelled while running through the doorway with a CPS 2500. *Everyone but Robert and Moon went through afterwards.

Triple J Fighters were all over the house. steelboot and Moon's laptops had been blown to shreds, and some of the walls were now broken.

Bobjoits yelled an inhuman yell as he came up the stairs. *Several unsuspecting fighters were standing around and now wet from 10x from the 2500 as they turned around with frightened expressions. steelboot quickly followed with XL and punished the remaining guards who ran in the hallway with the 8.5x shot. *Rex and EBA ran into the room to get John and Willie. *Both were knocked out and in pain.

They were carried to the warehouse and put near Robert.

Meanwhile, the artillery and sniping fighters switched to CPSes and went into the house, right into the group.*