I agree that I'd rather be hit by water than by a punch, but you have to admit (as even you said) that being hit in a place such as the eye by anything can be painful and have "indirect" consequences.
I'd say that you could just use any old soaker and get him. As long as you're hidden until he's within range or at least as long as you're pretending not to be after him with a gun, I don't see what could go wrong. At that, it's not like he'll even think about running away or something if he just sees you standing with a soaker before he's within range. And any stream, no matter how thin, is probably enough to make your "point."
And yes, PMs aren't necessary, especially when the grammar isn't that great. I would have replied sooner if I hadn't been on vacation. |