My War Story

Topics about water war tactics, water war planning, and past water war stories.
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Juno
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Post by Juno » Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:54 pm

This is it.I'll only include WWN characters.

(Haven't decided on a name yet)

Prologue :O ne year ago, July 10,2005 to be exact,a water warrior army was formed bringing together the soldiers,money,resources and knowledge of many armies worldwide.The signing took place on a forum known as waterwar.net.Many notables signed including:

isoaker_com
Field Marshall Yang
General RAK
Doomsoaker
The Dark Annihilator
General Wright
Iceman
Budgie
Super Soaker Warrior
Shadowstrike Prime

Just to name a few.
Isoaker was named Commandant of the army to be called the
International Army.Many technologies were developed and Hasbro,terrified at this renounced buying Larami Ltd. CPS technology flourished and the IA got large amouts of the profits.



But there were those that resisted the IA...

Namedly the terrorist faction known as the Red Vipers,and INFURIATED 5-8 year olds that formed the Hasbroian army both backed by Hasbro.

These forces became known as the Protectorate.Their leader was Samuel Greene with Iceman's sister as his right hand woman.All who hated the people that formed the IA joined the Protectorate.

End Data...

Story begining

IA HQ

Location:Toronto,Canada

It is a somewhat ordinary day.Juno is designing gadgets and equipment for the IA. Doomsoaker is also designing weapons.
Guards are chatting in the hallways.Other people are at computer terminals reseaching stuff.Isoaker is at his desk,playing a wargame when he hears a shout...then silence then...BOOOOOOM!He falls out of his chair opens his desk drawer and pulls out an SS30,loads it and and sticks his head out the door he sees a technichian running around screaming “WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!AHHHHHHHH!”Someone threw a water balloon around the corner and the technichian's prophecy came true.Isoaker ducked back into his office,SS30 ready.A 5 year old soldier came and Isoaker disarmed him,then shot him.He began to walk down the hallway,trying to find some guards...
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Meanwhile in the tech center...

Juno,Doomsoaker and a bunch of guards were holed up in the tech center.Doom had his backpack gun out while juno had an XP152000.The guards had CPS 2100M4's which were modded CPS 2100M3's(K,pulse,strap and better coloring).The situation was grim.They were losing water and there seemed to be no end to the HP soldiers coming through the doors.
juno:<sigh>There's no sign of them endi...
He was forced to duck as 10 CPS blasts came flying towards him.
Doom:Quit whining.
Juno:I wasn't.
Doom:Just fight.
Juno:Yessir
KABOOM! A huge blast of water knocked every one in the room unconsious.



Meanwhile in the hangar...

Field Marshall Yang was drinking a soda when the attack came.
He whipped out his XP 215(Just kidding)MIB pistol and rolled behind a crate.Some HP soldiers with Balloon Bazookas were shooting all over the place.He leaned aimed and fired. It hit the hapless 5 year old soldier right between the eyes.He went down silently.The other soldiers began shelling his position.There seemed to be no hope...

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General RAK was in the War Room with General Wright when the attack came.There were some weapons stored in a locker so they each pulled out a XP110 and loaded them.The doors opened and they both almost shot Isoaker as he entered.

General Wright”:I almost shot you sir!”
General RAK:”QUIET SOLDIER!”
Wright:”sorry “ <_<
Isoaker:”What is the situation!”
RAK:”Not good sir. They've taken floors 1-7 and they'll be be on us in a few minutes!”
Wright:<mutters something naughty>
RAK:”SHUT UP MINOR!”
Wright”:yyyesir”
RAK:”On the other hand the Toaster is flying in with reinforcments...”
Guard:”SAY YOUR PRAYERS SIR!”

KABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Guard:”arrrrrrgh!”
The sounds of battle quickly filled the room.

Meanwhile an army transport...

The Toaster surrveyed his troops.
They were green but well trained.He had been armed with XP20 and was gripping it tightly.The transport landed.

Marine Sergant:”MARINES!”
Marines:”Yessir!”
Marine Sergant:”MOVE OUT!”

The Toaster lifted his weapon and exited the transport and entered the fight.



Meanwhile in the armoury...


Hyper9 and wetmonkey were helping technichians load weapons into crates which were to be put on carts.

Wetmonkey looked over the armoury list again.

5000 SS30
4500 SS50
100 SS300
5000 XP20
2500 XP40
4000 XP70
7500 XP105/110
300 XP15
20 MIB Pistol
5000 XP270
5000 XP310
10000 CPS2100
200 MXL
450 CPS 2000

It didn't seem like much but then again it was a headquaters,not a fort or training facillity.

Hyper9:”Wetmonkey,most of the weapons are loaded.”
Wetmonkey:”Good...Take them down to hangar 5.”
Hyper:”WHAT!”
Wetmonkey:”You heard me brigadier general”
Hyper:”You notice we have to go down 3 levels and fight possibly a thousand soldiers on our way down?”
Wetmonkey:”That's why I joined isn't it?NOW GET MOVING NOW!”
Hyper:<unenthusiastic sigh>”Let's move out.”<mutters "we are all going to die.>

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Meanwhile...

Doom and Juno had regain consiousness and now juno was placing explosives on the floor.

Doom:”Faster!”
Juno:”This is as fast I can set them sir!”
Doom:”I hear some coming this way...”
Juno:”Ready sir!”
Bombs:5,4,3,2,1KKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm



mmmmmmm!!

The bombs blasted a nice hole in the floor.Doom and Juno without hesitaton jumped straight into hangar 5

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Hyper9 fired his CPS2000 again.Today was not going well.Another HP soldier went down screaming.Suddenly 2 HP's shot at hyper.He rolled out of the way just in time.A Procyoncannon fell out of a crate.He grabbed it and without thinking fired.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

He had not just blown up the crates in front of him but all the soldiers and the entire part of the building in front of him.He hastily dropped the cannon and got an Shotgun Piston X and started to run to the elevator with wetmonkey.

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Meanwhile the war room....

The battle had ended.General Wright was severly wounded.Other than the guards no damage had come to anybody. Everybody ran to the vaults and got in a secret elevator.It led to hangar 5.

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Doom and Juno had landed unhurt(miraculosly it was a 40 foot drop.)right in front of a red hawk attack helicopter.They got in and started to hover...

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Yang saw that the others had arrived and started to fire furiously at the HP soldiers.He was helped by a red hawk.Doom was flying and Juno was using the door gun.Wetmonkey,Hyper,RAK,isoaker,Wright,and Yang got in.They flew out but they weren't free yet.The Toaster's transport had blown up and he seemed unconsious.

Hyper9: ummm...what are you looking at me for!
Isoaker :D id you use a Procyocannon?
Hyper:............yes.....................................................
RAK :D oom fly down and get the toaster.
Doom:yessir.

They got the Toaster and flew away.

Ranks.
Isoaker-General of Army
Doomsoaker-Lieutenant General
Juno-Major
Field Marshall Yang-Field Marshall
General RAK-Second General of the Army
General Wright-Lance Corpral(He only pretends to be a general.)
The Toaster-Brigader General
Got a CPS 2000 well you know it makes me feel alright,
Have an XP by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night.
There truly is no feeling any greater, than to soak first and ask questions later.
Now I'm, Soaker Happy, Soaker Happy every day.

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Post by Hyperion330 » Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:03 am

What? Where am I? :(

Edit: Sorry, I tend to ignore that acronym.
"You ain't tellin' nobody nothin'." - Dexter Colt

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Post by SSCBen » Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:15 am

I'll only include WWN characters.
I hope that explains it.

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Post by Juno » Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:13 pm

More.

I.A. Asian Supply Port,Singapore

Bunny was reading a novel when the message came. It said:


HP captured Larami HQ.Stop all shipments.Switch to Buzz Bee Toys.Conference in Moscow.Be there.

Isoaker.

He got down to work.He ordered


700000 Raptors
500000 Blazers
400000 Armordillos
700000 Falcons
500000 Lightings

It was going to be some war.

Bunny-colnel



Moscow,Russia

Pilot:Flight 209,requesting landing
ATC :D a,you are clear for landing on runway 6.Welcome comrade.
Fighter Pilot:Break escort.

General RAK:That wasn't normal.
Doomsoaker:What do you mean?
RAK:There should of been...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
General Wright:[at]#$%^&*!*/~
RAK:For the 2020000000057587549839934387587848477577474384737383848739th Time SHUTUP!!!!

Pilot:HE...BOOOM!

The runway rocked with missles as the HP forces attacked relentlessly.They had already blown up the cockpit wings and rear end of the fuselage.Double or Nothing was helping Iceman batter down a door,while everyone else ran screaming around the room.

Iceman and DoN never finished.A missle stuck the fuel tank and blew the plane to smithereens.Miraculosly everyone was hurt...but not dead.The Hasbro supporter said...

HS :D o not worry as I have a Super Soaker Pen!

Those with the abillity to look at him gave him a gesture suggesting he was 3/4 crazy and 1/4 nuts.

The ambulances arrived and they were taken to an IA hospital.
Most were in critical condition,but they all lived.


Meanwhile in a
"secret" laboratory in the middle of ground zero.

Scientist:Ready?
Technichian:yes
Scientist:Good.He mabye our only hope to win the war.
Computer:5,4,3,2,1 COMPLETE
Commander:Wha...
Scientist:Welcome sir.What's your name?
Commander:<pauses>they call me D3MON...
Got a CPS 2000 well you know it makes me feel alright,
Have an XP by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night.
There truly is no feeling any greater, than to soak first and ask questions later.
Now I'm, Soaker Happy, Soaker Happy every day.

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Post by Juno » Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:34 am

More.(Finally)


Moscow,Russia

International Army Intelligence Agency

The top people in the IA sit around the table,sporting a myriad of casts and bandages.

<Isoaker stands up on crutches.>

Isoaker:It is obvious we are facing the biggest threat the IA has ever seen, even more dire then Mitchell Ray.
Doom:The guy with the hydrochem stuff.
Iceman:We all know him.
Doom:Well we'll need to find out who's at the head of the project-
Iceman :O f course.
Isoaker:Juno will you please elaborate on our plan.
Juno :O f course.
<Stands up leaning on a cane>
Juno:We are going to investigate HP activty at the Hasbro HQ.
Yang:What intelligence will be used?
Juno:HUMINT
Iceman: :o
Juno:We obviously can't look at documents with sattelites.
RAK:What is the name of the project?
Juno :O peration Fireburt
General Wright:That's not a good operation name-
RAK:SHUT UP YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!
General Wright: :(
Juno:Ahem <_< ...well......We'll have a man in in three hours
Got a CPS 2000 well you know it makes me feel alright,
Have an XP by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night.
There truly is no feeling any greater, than to soak first and ask questions later.
Now I'm, Soaker Happy, Soaker Happy every day.

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Post by Spinner » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:09 am

Heh, nice to see this back in action again, although maybe characters need to be added/changed.
ISS: Soaker Sagas

Submit your saga and see it up with other titans of water warfare.

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Post by Juno » Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:25 pm

Yeah I was kind of busy...but now I might be able to write something every week. :)


And now *drum roll* I will include pictures with the story.

The one I've got on this post is the I.A. Flag.
Got a CPS 2000 well you know it makes me feel alright,
Have an XP by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night.
There truly is no feeling any greater, than to soak first and ask questions later.
Now I'm, Soaker Happy, Soaker Happy every day.

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