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Post by Freakymist » Fri May 16, 2003 10:32 pm

1)The fact that we live in a world where john lennin was murdered but beary manalo (sp?) continues to realse albums sickins me. If your going to kill someone at least have some taste, I'll drive you to kenny roger's house!
2) I really don't get it when people say "guns don't kill people, people kill people" well the gun helps! I mean unless the person has a heart condition I don't think you'll have any luck trying to kill some one by yelling "BANG!"
3) they say pot makes you unmotivated...LIE! You can do anything you can do when your sober when you are high...you just realize it's not worth the fudgeing effort!
4) I was in tennesse and I stopped at a waffle place to get some breakfast. So I'm minding my own bussiness whent he waitress comes up to me and ask me "Why ya reading?"! I have never been asked that she didn't say "what ya reading?" but she said "WHY ya reading?". I was all like "I never really thought about it, maybe because I don't wanna be a waffle waitress!"
5) a bum asked me for some change, well all I had was a 20 so I wasn't going to break change for a bum, the bum yells at me "You don't know what it's like to be poor!". I said "yeah I do that's why I work!"

:Hey, that's funny.:
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Post by SSCBen » Fri May 16, 2003 10:48 pm

My site has a "Stupid or Dumb" list. I'm updating it tommorow. I'll post a link then. The new one is really funny.

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Post by Freakymist » Fri May 16, 2003 11:06 pm

BTW those jokes above are from Bill Hicks :winkwink:

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Post by SSCBen » Fri May 16, 2003 11:11 pm

Who is Bill Hicks? My friend made up most of them.

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Post by Freakymist » Fri May 16, 2003 11:22 pm

A stand up comedian from the 1990s but he died :cry:

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Post by light bulb boi » Sat May 17, 2003 12:36 am

You know whats really sad? cemetarys. cus people are just dying to get in. :w00t:
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Post by goon » Sat May 17, 2003 12:57 am

:Hey, that's funny.: ....Actually Mist guns don't kill people....bullets do :P
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Post by goon » Sat May 17, 2003 8:42 pm

The best comedian is George Carlin :up: :clap: :up: :clap: .....But he's getting old :grandpa:
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Post by ThA DoDgE ViPeR BOi » Sat May 17, 2003 9:30 pm

Once there was a frog who had been given the power to grant any wish that one asked for. So the frog set out to find the first beings to use his powers on. The frog encountered a bear chasing a rabbit around a tree. He stopped the bear from chasing the rabbit and told them to ask the frog any wish they wanted.

The bear said, "I want all of the other bears in this area to be female."
The rabbit said,"I want a motorcycle helmet."

This made both the frog and the bear confused.

The bear said, "I want all of the other bears in the whole country to be female.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle."
For the last wish, the bear said,"I want every other bear in the whole world to be female."

After that was said, the rabbit put on his motorcyle helmet, got on his motorcycle and said, "I wish this bear was gay" and took off like a bat out of Hasbro HQ.
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Post by Freakymist » Sat May 17, 2003 9:35 pm

6) man they are stupid in tennesse we're screaming "REVOLUTION!" while they are screaming "EVOLUTION!". They're all like "We want our thumbs!" it must piss em off to watch people with thumbs all day on TV :Hey, that's funny.:

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Post by ThA DoDgE ViPeR BOi » Sat May 17, 2003 9:35 pm

My band teacher told us this one, he got it from an email he recieved:

You know the world is going crazy when:

1)The best rapper is a white guy
2)The best golfer is a black guy
3)The tallest basketball player is a asian guy
4)Germany doesn't want to go to war
5)France accuses us (the US) of being arrogant
6)The most powerful people in the world right now are named Bush, private spot, and Colon.
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Post by superstormer » Wed May 28, 2003 10:39 pm

there are lots of things at jokes.com.
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Post by SSCBen » Sun Jun 08, 2003 7:18 pm

:w00t: That's a good one.

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